Some of you might know that I have a nuisance neighbor upstairs. She is an exotic dancer (no biggie, I love some dancers. They are gorgeous and they can totally amaze me with pole dancing of theirs) who goes to work late in the afternoon, come home early in the morning and loves to throw a party at 3:00 AM.
Three weeks ago, someone knocked on our door, so I answered. The girl upstairs was standing right in front of me. Nice Maki had to smile. She said, "Can I ask you a favor? I am going to Miami, so can I leave this envelope with you? My friend "B" will pick it up. He lives next building, kinda big guy? I'll tell him to pick it up from you." she handed me the envelope and I told her "Okay" with a big and nice smile that I could ever fake. I'm so weak. In my head, I was doing the happy dance. She's gonna be gone. We will be free from the noise at last!!! I was saying to myself,"Miami? How long will you be gone? Are you coming back? Please don't come back."
BTW, I was curious what was in the envelope although I never opened it. It was kind of fishy though. I smelled something dangerous. But anyway, a few days later the guy came by and picked it up. He is huge. I think his arm is twice or maybe three times as big as mine. This is why I don't want to mess with the girl - she knows many scary people.
While the girl upstairs was gone, I was in Heaven. Actually all of us (JTand my girls) were in Heaven. I didn't have to stay up tossing and turning, worrying about her coming home. I thought for a second, maybe, just maybe she decided to run away from bad guys and I'd never see her again. But man, was I wrong or what.
Last Sunday after dinner at my in-law's, I saw her car in the parking lot. JT and I both said, "Holy shit! She's back!" So sad, my friends. I was really sad...
Then yesterday, as I left the house to go to grocery shopping with my girls, we heard the neighbor's door shut. We looked and my Ju Ju spotted her locking the door. Ju Ju is a very loving and friendly person. She wants to talk to everybody. She walked back to say "hello" as I tried to tell her, "oh.. wait!" The girl said, "Hi.." and touched Ju Ju's head. Then I don't know what got into her, she started thanking me for taking care of her envelope. I told her no worries (I so wanted to ask what was in the white envelope).
Then I don't know what got into me, but I said, "So, you're gone for a while. Did you have good time?" - as in "Did you make good money?" Her reply was "Yeah, I really like it there. I am going back there soon." My face lit up. "I bet there are better things to do there, right? (as in "more customer= more $$$) SRQ is small city compare to Miami - it gets boring here sometimes." The girl said, "I think I will go back and forth and eventually I'm going to move there." "REALLY??" (YES!! YES!!) Thank you Miami! Thank you so much for being such a fun place!
Honestly, I can't wait for the day she moves. I am sure she is nice, but she has no clue how horrible she can be at night. Clueless.
Anyway, if you don't know the whole story, you can read it here